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Fatal Dog
made his
initial
appearance
on
BIX.com
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where
people who
were entered
in contests
were
somewhat
taken aback
by his
doggone
candid,
critical
and
thoughtful
critiques.
Fatal Dog
wasn't there
to give
anybody
candy coated
kibble.
He was
looking for
REAL TALENT.
Soon,
something of
a LOVE/HATE
relationship
developed.
Fatal Dog
was dubbed
the "Simon
Cowell" of
Bix.
However,
when Fatal
Dog found
true talent
he rewarded
the
contestant
with
constructive
criticism,
praise, and
the coveted
10 Bones out
of 10
award.
BIXters
quickly
realized
that, if
they wanted
an honest
assessment
of their
talent, or
lack
thereof,
Fatal Dog
was one of
the few that
would give
it to them.
Fatal Dog
now keeps
his ears
perked for
people
prowling
around on
his
profile page
asking for
critiques.
How doggone
ironic;
HUMANS
BEGGIN' for
BONES.
Unlike
the HUMAN
judges,
Fatal Dog
has highly
sensitive
ears,
because,
after all,
he is a dog.
Pitchy songs
hurt Fatal
Dog's ears
and he might
growl at
you. Sing
one of his
favorite
tunes, and
he might
just howl
along.
Sing a
perfect
melody, and
Fatal Dog
will roll
over and wag
his tail.
Are you
good enough
to get 10
bones out of
10?
Or will
Fatal Dog
give you a
pooper
scooper to
clean up the
mess you
made with
your song?
www.fataldog.com
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